FORTIFY YOUR STRONGHOLD: APOCALYPSE-PROOF ROOFING FOR THE COLORADO FRONT RANGE
In these uncertain times, your property is your last bastion of safety. Its first line of defense is the roof. But the storm is just the trigger for the horde of ‘zombie roofers’ who follow, leaving behind shoddy work with a worthless tail light warranty. We are the N.Z.R. (No Zombies Roofing), an elite unit of roofing operatives dedicated to providing the cure: knowledge. Arm yourself by joining the largest Facebook group about roofing for non-roofers. We build roofs built to survive an apocalypse. It's a no-Brainer!
Click here to Schedule a Free InspectionFORTIFICATION SERVICES: YOUR TACTICAL DEFENSE GUIDE
Your property's integrity is paramount. Whether residential or commercial, our roofing services are spec'd to counter any threat, ensuring your personal stronghold remains secure. We operate with swift precision, utilizing battle-tested materials and proven techniques.
STRONGHOLD FORTIFICATION
(ROOF REPLACEMENT)
When defenses are critically compromised, a full-scale fortification is the only mission that guarantees long-term survival. We install apocalypse-proof roofs with an available Lifetime Warranty.
RAPID RESPONSE
(24/7 EMERGENCY REPAIR)
Immediate 24/7 deployment for critical roof breaches. Our unit provides emergency tarping and repairs to neutralize threats and restore full defensive integrity to your property, day or night.
POST-STORM RECON
(ROOF INSPECTION)
After the hailstorm, the horde of door-knockers is out. Don't let a zombie on your roof.. Call our Special Ops Division instead for a free, 30-point inspection to pinpoint any damage and recommend a course of action.
SENTINEL PROGRAM
(EXTERIOR MAINTENANCE)
The best defense is a proactive one. Our reconnaissance teams identify vulnerabilities before they become critical, performing minor repairs on-site to keep your roof in peak condition. Fortify your defenses before a storm triggers the next outbreak.
MISSION BRIEFING: OUR STAND AGAINST THE HORDE
Roofs built to survive an apocalypse. It's a no-Brainer!
At No Zombies Roofing, every roof we build is a fortress. We provide full tactical upgrades on every operation, residential or commercial:
- - A Class 'A' fire rating—the highest available.
- - A 150 MPH wind rating—strong enough for a hurricane.
- - Double layers of protective flashing at all weak points.
- - “Ice and Water Shield” on every roof—far more than code requires.
- - Impact resistant components—ready for any hail or flying debris.
Every roof replacement gets a full check of its ventilation and attic insulation, the toughest materials available, and an available LIFETIME warranty. It's a no-Brainer!
CIVILIAN SUCCESS REPORTS
"My mother had a leak in her roof that a prior roofer had failed to repair. Adam was systematic in finding the source of the leak... a pleasant and responsive communicator. His charge was too reasonable... Very happy to have chosen Adam/Zombie."
- Steve Connor, Cherry Hills Village
"Adam was great to work with and I would not hesitate to hire him again. He communicated very well, was punctual, and even sent before and after pictures of everything. He also cleaned up after himself too which seems minor, but is unfortunately not as common as you would think."
- Colin Henehan, Centennial
"Adam was quick to respond that day to a leak I had in my roof. He was very knowledgeable and his pricing was fair. I highly recommend zombie roofing!"
- Jon Hansen, Castle Pines Village
DEBRIEF: CRITICAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED
A few missing shingles or a minor leak is a breach we can often patch. But if you're seeing widespread damage, recurring leaks, or if your roof is over 20 years old, the entire defensive line is compromised. In those cases, a full replacement is the only mission that guarantees your stronghold is secure.
After a storm, the horde arrives. You'll face both fraudulent Storm Chasers—who use high-pressure tactics and disappear after the job—and ignorant 'Zombie Roofers' who mean well but use substandard materials and don't know the code. We are a permanent local unit of certified experts. We operate with full transparency, provide expert assessments, and stand by our work for life. We're here to protect you, not just make a quick sale.
SECURE YOUR SHELTER
Perimeter compromised? Don't wait for a breach to widen. Contact our command center now to schedule your rescue and fortification.
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